Our Corgi Blog

The Corgi Zoomie Effect

Discover the hilarious and surprisingly scientific world of Corgi zoomies with our in-depth analysis of "Corgi Chaos Theory." This blog post explores the phenomenon of Frenetic Random Activity Periods (FRAPs) through the lens of chaos theory, explaining everything from the "Butterfly Effect" of an ear twitch to the "Strange Attractors" of your living room rug. Uncover the science behind why your Corgi's post-bath antics increase entropy and laugh at relatable case files of Corgi chaos. Whether you're a pet owner or a science enthusiast, this guide provides a unique and funny take on understanding your dog's most energetic moments.

Published: 2025-08-13

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Can a corgi become an astronaut?

Could a Corgi conquer the cosmos? This satirical deep dive explores the hilarious and shocking scientific reasons why sending Earth's shortest explorers into orbit is a terrible—and funny—idea. Discover how a Corgi's adorable traits would fare against the harsh realities of G-forces, zero-gravity zoomies, and the sheer terror of a rocket launch. We break down the science of why Corgis are best kept as our beloved, gravity-loving companions right here on Earth.

Published: 2025-08-05

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Welcome to the Corgi Blog!

A warm welcome to our new blog where we'll share all things corgi!

Published: 2025-08-01

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