Our Corgi Blog

Pembroke vs. Cardigan: A deep dive into the differences between the two breeds

Discover the key differences between the Pembroke Welsh Corgi and the Cardigan Welsh Corgi: history, personality, tail, and colors. Which low-rider is right for you?

Published: 2026-01-12

Is 2026 the Year of the Corgi? (Spoiler: Yes, Obviously)

Forget the Fire Horse. 2026 is officially the Year of the Corgi! Discover why the 'low-rider' dog is set to take over, from splooting physics to royal birthdays and essential gear.

Published: 2025-12-31

Are Corgis the Most Judgmental Dog Breed? An Investigation into the Sass

Does your Corgi give you the side-eye? We dig into the science, history, and anatomy to explain why Welsh Corgis are the most judgmental dog breed in the canine kingdom.

Published: 2025-12-15

Why Corgis Can't Pull Santa's Sleigh: A Comprehensive Scientific Analysis

We ran the hard science on Operation C.O.R.G.I. Discover why replacing Santa's Reindeer with Corgis leads to the 'Kibble Singularity,' 'Slinky Spine,' and the terrifying 'Brown Mist.'

Published: 2025-12-09

Proof Your Corgi is Actually an Entity from the Upside Down: The Pupside Down Protocol

Your Corgi is not a dog—it's a biological anchor to the Upside Down. Read The Pupside Down Protocol for irrefutable proof they are Mind Flayer sleeper agents!

Published: 2025-12-07

Could a Corgi Replace Air Bud? A Semi-Serious Investigation into Canine Hoops

Forget Air Bud! This semi-serious investigation breaks down the physics, speed, and basketball IQ to argue why the low-to-the-ground Pembroke Welsh Corgi is the ultimate Point Guard the modern NBA needs.

Published: 2025-12-05

The Doppler Effect and the Corgi Bark: How Pitch Changes Based on Velocity

The Doppler-Corgi Shift: How the Doppler Effect and Corgi 'Zoomies' (FRAP) cause a pitch change in their bark. A funny, science-based look at Corgi physics and aerodynamics.

Published: 2025-12-03

The Corgi Code: Why Your Dog is a Mathematical Masterpiece (Even If They Eat Trash)

Discover the shocking science behind the world's most adorable potato. Learn how your Corgi's fur swirls follow the Fibonacci sequence, why they 'sploot,' and the physics of their legendary shedding. It's a mathematical masterpiece in a loaf!

Published: 2025-11-28

The Corgi's Role in Plate Tectonics: Is Their Digging Causing Continental Drift?

The Corgi-Tectonic Hypothesis: Is your adorable Welsh Corgi's relentless digging the real, measurable engine driving continental drift? Uncover the adorable geological conspiracy.

Published: 2025-11-15

The Great Corgi Forelimb Conundrum: An Evolutionary Oopsie or a Gravitational Anchor?

Are Corgi's tiny legs an evolutionary mistake or a brilliant design for stability? Dive into the hilarious and scientific debate comparing Corgi 'T-Rex arms' to gravitational anchors in this deep dive!

Published: 2025-11-01

The Corgi Conjecture: An Exhaustive Investigation into the True Kryptonian Heritage of Krypto the Superdog

Is Krypto a Corgi? Dive deep into DC Comics lore with 'The Corgi Conjecture,' an investigative report presenting irrefutable evidence that Krypto the Superdog is a Kryptonian Pembroke Welsh Corgi. Prepare to rethink Superman's loyal companion!

Published: 2025-10-21

The Biomechanics of the "Sploot": A Study in Canine Structural Engineering

Ever wonder about the science behind your Corgi's adorable "sploot"? This hilarious, pseudo-scientific study unpacks the biomechanics, thermodynamics, and structural engineering of the Corgi sploot. Discover why these low-riders are master strategists, thermal regulators, and the undisputed champions of canine comfort. Perfect for Corgi owners, dog lovers, and anyone who appreciates a good laugh with their science!

Published: 2025-10-08

The Corgi as a Catalyst for Chaos Theory: The "Zoomie" Effect

Discover the hilarious and surprisingly scientific world of Corgi zoomies with our in-depth analysis of "Corgi Chaos Theory." This blog post explores the phenomenon of Frenetic Random Activity Periods (FRAPs) through the lens of chaos theory, explaining everything from the "Butterfly Effect" of an ear twitch to the "Strange Attractors" of your living room rug. Uncover the science behind why your Corgi's post-bath antics increase entropy and laugh at relatable case files of Corgi chaos. Whether you're a pet owner or a science enthusiast, this guide provides a unique and funny take on understanding your dog's most energetic moments.

Published: 2025-08-13

Corgi Cosmonaut: The Shocking Truth About Space's Shortest Explorers

Could a Corgi conquer the cosmos? This satirical deep dive explores the hilarious and shocking scientific reasons why sending Earth's shortest explorers into orbit is a terrible—and funny—idea. Discover how a Corgi's adorable traits would fare against the harsh realities of G-forces, zero-gravity zoomies, and the sheer terror of a rocket launch. We break down the science of why Corgis are best kept as our beloved, gravity-loving companions right here on Earth.

Published: 2025-08-05

Welcome to Planet of the Corgis!

A warm welcome to our new blog where we'll share all things corgi!

Published: 2025-08-01